So, in my twisted way, here are the Ten Things (actually eleven) A Navy SEAL Would NEVER Say:
10. I loved every minute of BUD/S because it was a great male bonding experience.
9. Hop and Pop? Is that some new kind of dance move?
8. Too much action stresses me out.
7. Guns? I'm kinda skittish about the noise and the kick.
6. I need a full 8 hours of rest or I'm wasted the next day.
5. I prefer my wife to be fully clothed because I like to use my imagination.
4. I like it when things are quiet. I also love soft music. I dream about little boats floating on an inlet somewhere in sunny San Diego.
3. We'd prefer to be working than home for the holidays.
2. I was a good, obedient child growing up. Good grades in school. I never caused problems for my
parents.
1. Do these cami's make my butt look too big?
And the LEAST likely thing a Navy SEAL would say Special Bonus: I hope one day, if I work hard enough, I can join the Army.
Wow they are some definite no no's for us to watch out for. I hope you all travel safe and have a fab RT.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Cherie. It will be great to meet readers and fans, and get to be with so many other great writers.
Deletenumber 11 is my favorite! LOL My husband went from a Navy family and joined the Army. There was some uproar there...
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine, Bethanne! Although, the SEALs sometimes use advisors from other branches, and they do love their brothers and sisters, but the Navy is their life.
DeleteHahahaha! I loved that!
ReplyDeleteTracy, I had fun :)
DeleteNumber two made me chuckle :). Based on that telling nugget of info, I think it's safe to say that neither of my boys will wind up as SEALs. (They couldn't anyway, since we're Canadian, but you know what I mean.)
ReplyDeleteOh happy for you, Kaylea. My experience wasn't such. In fact a "little school, lotta sports" was the ticket in my home. I'm sure your boys will be called to worthy careers. Your adventurous attitude will go a long way to instilling in them a love of the outdoors and excitement!
DeleteBwahaha! Love that! Especially the last one! Go Navy!
ReplyDeleteYou know it, Laura.
DeleteI loved the 11 things a SEAL wouldnt say. I hope you all have a wonderful time at the convention at the weekend
ReplyDeleteThanks, Julie. We'll get "over there" one of these days and do a proper greeting.
Deletelol For some reason, I liked #2 best but they're all funny. Have a great time at RT!
ReplyDeleteLOL Carly. I totally understand. Completely accurate, too! Thanks for stopping by and come back again soon!
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